24 10 / 2015
Date someone who will let you fall asleep in their car, drive the whole time, be okay with it, and avoid the holes so you sleep fine.
Bonus points if they curse the government for not using their taxes to fill the holes with more cement while they do it
(via notmytempos)
24 10 / 2015
I hate that fucking kid in every class who’s like “Im double jointed in my arm” and then takes his arm out and swings it around or whatever like chill dude
(via hydratedbitch)